The prescription grill: A customer review.
By Jim Coogan
Back in January, my wife and I went out to our favorite restaurant for dinner. The Café Trulicity is a small eatery with a lot of character. It’s a place that I recommend to others who might be looking for something different. You might say it’s just what the doctor ordered. Chef Jardiance is a personal friend and always introduces us to his latest creation. And he’s got some new ones every week. Last Tuesday we were having a drink in the Symbicort Room as we were waiting for our table to be ready, and he sent over some complimentary Xeljanz. We also snacked on some fresh Brilinta. (It was 2 for 1 night!!) The waitress let us know that some patrons had experienced mild diarrhea and occasional suicidal thoughts after eating this, especially if they added too much Rinvoq to it. We’d enjoyed it before so, other than a momentary period of depression experienced by both of us, we were fine – just a little shortness of breath.
Once seated at our table in the Stelara Room, our waiter brought out a seven-year old Kisquali. It had just a slight hint of Eliquis, which made it a good choice for people like us who were not planning to get pregnant. The menu featured a number of interesting entrees, including freshly caught Anora, imported Trintellix, and traditional Entyvio (my favorite!!) I was in the mood to try something out of the ordinary that night so, after making a quick phone call to my doctor to let him know that I was not contemplating surgery in the near future, I settled on Xarelto as an appetizer. The texture was excellent and the swelling in my neck went away very quickly. My wife chose a Coursera salad and after a quick run to the bathroom, proclaimed it to be just right. Because of the variety of offerings, it was a challenge to make a choice for the main dish but I eventually settled on a nicely done piece of Humira seasoned with Epclusa. My wife had the Entresto with a side of Dupixent. I had the Ozempic for dessert. She preferred the Farxiga. I was a bit light headed when we left the restaurant and don’t remember much about the ride home but the police said that just before the crash, we’d driven right through the center of a round-about and into the side of a house. It must have been my blurred vision.
Now, with many restaurants closed due to the pandemic, I suggest that you try some of the recipes at home that are being featured on television. The pharmaceutical industry has put together a helpful menu of things that will improve your skin, make you stronger, slimmer, and appear younger, while at the same time helping you stop forgetting things. I’m not a doctor but I play one in television commercials. So you can be sure I know what I’m talking about.
